Vinyl Questions for a New Year
Thursday, January 1st, 2009In his year-end recap over at Punknews.org, Justin August wonders aloud about a potential collapse of “the vinyl bubble.” I don’t want to re-state Justin’s thoughts for fear of skewing his ideas, especially as you can read it all yourself here - though it has to do in part with saturation and silly commercialism. Justin makes an interesting point; one for which I myself have mixed feelings, especially as the main example cited is Vinyl Collective, the company of someone I consider a friend and a cool dude.
I’ve been wondering about vinyl for a while now. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I totally get why people love records and I myself have some vinyl that I’m fairly attached to. I also collected comics and toys for years when I was younger, so I completely understand the collector mentality. But isn’t collecting things kind of like, I dunno – weird and crazy?
We turn items into totems by assigning to them specific emotional or psychological values. From good luck charms and blessed figurines to religious ornaments and clear vinyl with purple splatter, these things only have the value we agree to see in them. Sadly, there are people out there who couldn’t care less about the physical objects you love the most. Today, collecting is an accepted behavior, even though it rarely serves any purpose beyond the novelty of the collection itself. Objects are cool because we think they’re cool, but our collections are really just paper, plastic, ink, and other raw materials. They’re shaped into things, and we love those things, but they’re still just things. So that’s my first beef with vinyl – it promotes fetishism with no real end other than to satisfy a personal compulsion. To me it’s uncomfortably close to cat hoarding, or keeping your own pee in soda bottles.
My other long-standing issue with vinyl is its fossil-fuel base. I’m sure there are challenges in making records out of a sustainable material that can also generate that luscious depth that only a great piece of vinyl can produce. But really, how can any band that says they are pro-environment put out vinyl? For that matter, what does it say about those who purchase records and fuel the demand for these fossil-fuel platters? Why not just include an African elephant tusk and some baby seal eyeballs with every purchase? (*Ducks as readers throw tomatoes*)
Not only that, but I am not into clutter. I want to have less stuff filling up my house, not more.
What do you think? Do we have to fess up to a bad habit, or am I a maroon?


























